- 叙述自己隆鼻的经历
"This part felt a bit funny, because I was totally aware that Dr H was CUTTING meat off me, and it would have been so painful if not for the vulnerable bit of anesthesia I had in me"
（翻译：“医生动刀时感觉有点怪，因为我清楚意识到医生正从我的身上把肉切下来；要不是我体内有少许的麻醉药，一定非常痛苦。”）

- 从‘强暴案件’话题谈起
"Rape by a good looking person is less traumatizing than rape by an ugly person.."
（翻译：“被帅哥强暴，所受的创伤至少比被丑男强暴来得轻”）